iamtypinglike98madmen:

i know people have probably talked about this before but being a villager in Minecraft must be bizarre. one minute you’re a blacksmith minding your business and suddenly some flat faced dude with godlike power goes into your house, steals armor and food, maybe takes one of your ovens, then starts going after the neighbors crops, grabs some of the torches, and just rolls on out like it never happened. maybe shows up again a few days later wanting to trade shit and you don’t really want to but fuck thats a lot of iron ore they’re offering up, and you’ve got some extra emeralds lying around, so maybe you can overlook that they kicked Jeff out of his house so that they could hide from zombies at night.