homeiswherethestuckis:

homeiswherethestuckis:

do you think the trolls ever try to think up valid human  names?

Karkat: DID YOU NOTICE THAT ALL HUMAN NAMES ARE FOUR LETTERS LONG?  EXCEPT THE LAST NAME THAT’S AS LONG OR SHORT AS IT WANTS I GUESS.

Kanaya: Yes I Have Noticed.  Why?

Karkat: FUCK, SHIT, AND DAMN ARE ALL VALID HUMAN NAMES.

Kanaya: You’re Right But I…Don’t Think Anyone Would Ever Name A Human That…

Karkat: *pulling out a piece of paper and a pen and scribbling a doodle* THIS IS MY PERSONSONA, HIS NAME IS FUCK DAMNSHIT.

Kanaya: *trying not laugh* Oh My Gog

Kanaya: I Want A Personsona

*Karkat gives Kanaya a piece of paper and the pen and watches her as she draws*

Karkat: WHAT’S YOUR PERSONSONA’S NAME?

Kanaya: Her Name…Is Nook Eater