barduils:

barduils:

barduils:

owning a cat makes you immune to demons

evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously*

me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3

me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen with me while i’m fetching glass of water at 3am*

me, sleepy and unafraid: i’m not letting you out yet you bastard, go back to bed

the yellow-eyed demon that stalks me in the dark: *whispering* damn it

*demon tries to smother me in my sleep*

“Fluffles could you kindly stop sleeping on my face”

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