hawkellion:

unblissfullyhated:

vamprisms:

tallwife:

vamprisms:

tallwife:

vamprisms:

tallwife:

vamprisms:

tallwife:

Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea? 

‘ello mister voldemort gov’na two sugars please! could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel?

Voldemort’s smile fades as he stares deadpan at the fellow British YouTuber. Tracer’s channel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci. 

…….. of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses. 

tracer squints into the cellar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked ‘dairy free’. she’s not real hungry but she can’t afford to show weakness in front of her new friend and possible future YouTube collaborator….

oi fook yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor-

wait…. wot are u doin’ love?

lacticus doloricus… the fourth forbidden curse

HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES INTOLERANTS

HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? I own the British pizza review YouTube niche now.

Now go make some second rate ‘Let’s Play’ series like every other mediocre YouTuber.

oi……. don’t forget……… to loike….. comment….., an subscroibe…..

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

This is the visual equivalent of my mental state after half a bottle of vodka and a four-pack of red bulls at 4 am during exam season