phantomrose96:

My favorite recurring jokes in Fullmetal Alchemist

  • Greed’s constant need to be in charge of very small, useless organizations
  • Roy’s awful driving
  • Ed’s inability to keep his limbs in tact
  • Ling/Lanfan/Fu showing up unannounced on window lattices they should not be able to reach like it’s normal
  • Bradley “Ugh, I’m old, not as spry as I used to be” *proceeds to take out a tank*
  • “Dammit I’m the Fullmetal Alchemist!”
  • Roy’s uselessness in rain
  • “I didn’t just call to gush about my daughter… I called to gush about my wife too!”
  • Scar’s love of tiny animals
  • Greed gradually becoming good and saving countless people’s lives while never admitting that he’s becoming good and saving countless people’s lives
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