addickted-to-speight:

akajenny:

bubbleswithdimples:

imaginedlokiquotes:

Loki in a microphone of the space ship he used, to rescue Asgardians: Attention people, this is your King speaking. We’re about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. Thor just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say that I’m about to be 20 pounds richer real soon.

Knowing how Asgardians are, don’t think they’d mind it that much.

Bruce: Oh my gosh! Are you out of your mind?! Somebody stop these two!

Valkyrie: *Shrugs, keeps sipping smoothy*

Asgardians: *Chanting* Do it! Do it!

Bruce:… *softly* what the f##k!

I mean, considering that they’re hard as fuck to kill, they’ve all became daredevils

asgardian in the background: Do an aileron roll at the same time!