imaginedlokiquotes

Loki in a microphone of the space ship he used, to rescue Asgardians: Attention people, this is your King speaking. We’re about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. Thor just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say that I’m about to be 20 pounds richer real soon.

bubbleswithdimples

Knowing how Asgardians are, don’t think they’d mind it that much.

akajenny

Bruce: Oh my gosh! Are you out of your mind?! Somebody stop these two!

Valkyrie: *Shrugs, keeps sipping smoothy*

Asgardians: *Chanting* Do it! Do it!

Bruce:… *softly* what the f##k!

addickted-to-speight

I mean, considering that they’re hard as fuck to kill, they’ve all became daredevils

silver-tongues-blog

asgardian in the background: Do an aileron roll at the same time!