Anonymous
asked:
so we know johns gonna use retcon powers to punch someone. Can you make a top 5 list of people you want to see john punch out of nowhere?
answered:
yes absolutely
1) dirk (love him)
2) karkat (also love him but think it would be fucking riotous)
3) jasprosesprite^2 (specifically the moment she mentions jane’s tits. because i think that would be hilarious and also as much as i love jasprose i think the catmuppet needs…help)
4) grandpa harley (not like in a saving way tho? i just want him to beat the shit out of his ectobiological father yknow??? to cope???)
5) feferi (in a saving way bc like. feferi is awesome and i love her!)
Aranea to make game over have not as many casualties
eridan: before he kills fef
gamzee: as soon as he goes all rage to knock some sense into him
caliborn; at the same time as past john so its two johns ganging up on this hell child
doc scratch just because