were playing a new dnd campaign and weve been given new characters, we dont know their names, race, class or stats. its really dark so we cant see shit.

i made a perception check on myself and it seems as though i have some “spongey protrusions” on my head, just like a sponge, and gills, just like a sponge

so my name is sponge now and ive already crit failed twice at investigations checks so sponge isnt very good at things