this is by far the LARGEST update in homestuck history, i went through both epilogues, copy/pasted all of it into word documents and found out that
candy route is 94883 words long, meat route is 87232 words long, for a total of 182,115 words
according to readmspa the second highest day had 18,903 words
this update is 163212 words longer than the second place for largest update
additionally, this update puts homestuck at a total of 1,007,370 words with meat being 8.66% of homestuck, candy being 9.42% of homestuck and this update as a whole being 18.08% of homestuck