zelda: first sidon, now this? link, the guy wants to steal your triforce

link: he can have it. it’s up my ass though, but i’m sure with those hands he’ll find it real quick- 

ganon: the girls back home never treated me like this

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ya’ll wanted more loincloth ganon, and I live to serve :)) he’s gerudo born, he wears…not much, like the rest of them. and these are the first people daring to make him feel self conscious about it 😂