captainsnoop:

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captainsnoop:

this detective pikachu stuff just made me realize that the clock is ticking on a live action undertale movie and it is absolutely going to look exactly like detective pikachu. all of the weirdly hairy cgi monsters. scarily realistic goat toriel. scarily realistic skeleton papyrus and sans. mettaton but with Transformers movie levels of moving parts and detail. it’s going to happen. 

sans shows up at the last second and helps frisk defeat asgore because they’re going to want the pacifist run but execs will also want sans doing cool shit the whole time. sans will be voiced by ryan reynolds and he’ll look at the camera and he’ll say “bet you weren’t expecting me again, were you?” but only in the trailer 

i already said sans was ryan reynolds. danny devito is asgore. 

the studio will go on about the movie having “lots of gay representation” and this will translate to a half-second of ice wolf holding hands with the snowman in the end scene. alphys will be re-written to be more attracted to asgore than anyone else. undyne never gets out of her armor until the end and the fact that she’s a hot cartoon fish babe will be treated like some kind of plot twist. 

i dont even know why i bother when you all are so much better at this than i am 

papyrus is going to be voiced by john mulaney