dirk, running around the group minecraft server, setting everything on fire with his flint and steel: I have to do this. Otherwise none of you would understand the futility of existence.
terezi: L1TER4LLY SHUT TH3 FUCK UP YOU STUP1D PR1CK
karkat after seeing a pixel art he spent days collecting supplies for up in flames: YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER. MEET ME IN THE PVP ARENA RIGHT NOW.
dirk: Okay. *immediately kills karkat with his knockback 100 diamond sword named “sempai noticed you” *
Roxy who is admin: *teleports dirk to 99999 99999 99999* “Get fuuuucked loser”