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I would like to thank my roomba for finding that one sock I’d lost under the couch, and then repeatedly headbutting my foot while chewing on it. 

Thank you little dude. 

He wanted to make sure you saw it!

What can you give a roomba instead of treats to tell him that he’s a Good Boy

Asking for a friend

You know

I have a roomba

I have knives

I could

I could give him a knife

this seems like a spectacularly bad idea considering you started off talking about how he headbutts your foot

I didn’t say it needed to be a SHARP knife

I’ve got a rubber training knife we use in class for knife technique training

Excellent

Something tells me that this wont end well for your ankles but I applaud your disaster decisions anyway

It’s just plastic, my Achilles tendons are safe. 

And it’s good training!

Training for him to stab people or training for you to dodge?

Yes.