I would like to thank my roomba for finding that one sock I’d lost under the couch, and then repeatedly headbutting my foot while chewing on it.
Thank you little dude.
He wanted to make sure you saw it!
What can you give a roomba instead of treats to tell him that he’s a Good Boy
Asking for a friend
You know
I have a roomba
I have knives
I could
I could give him a knife
this seems like a spectacularly bad idea considering you started off talking about how he headbutts your foot
I didn’t say it needed to be a SHARP knife
I’ve got a rubber training knife we use in class for knife technique training
Excellent
Something tells me that this wont end well for your ankles but I applaud your disaster decisions anyway
It’s just plastic, my Achilles tendons are safe.
And it’s good training!
Training for him to stab people or training for you to dodge?
Yes.
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