Silver Tongue
zombiebiologist:
“ shittylifeprotips:
“SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine
”
so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out
and apparently, when she...

zombiebiologist:

shittylifeprotips:

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

Just goes to show that rich snobs are just faking intellectual bullshit

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