leggyboyjohnson:

lesjade:

homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to refrain from writing the rest of this post because i just remembered that terezi did, in fact, murder dave

• a disgruntled government employee murders his boss after the dress code changed
• nepeta decapitates two monsters at once
• someone finds erotic fanfiction about the white queen written in first person
• john reenacts con air with several newborns
• a former revolutionary eats an entire goddamn chunk of uranium
• equius asks for belly rubs

Tell me which one of those didn’t actually happen in canon.

I wanna say its the nepeta one.
1) Bec Noirs main motivation
2) I dont remember that
3) John found the eritic fanfiction in the prospit library
4) its how jade and rose got their bunnies
5) its why jack killed WV
6) Equius asked for belly rubs when roleplaying as nep on the meteor