homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to refrain from writing the rest of this post because i just remembered that terezi did, in fact, murder dave
a disgruntled government employee murders his boss after the dress code changed
nepeta decapitates two monsters at once
someone finds erotic fanfiction about the white queen written in first person
john reenacts con air with several newborns
a former revolutionary eats an entire goddamn chunk of uranium
equius asks for belly rubs
Tell me which one of those didn’t actually happen in canon.
I wanna say its the nepeta one. 1) Bec Noirs main motivation 2) I dont remember that 3) John found the eritic fanfiction in the prospit library 4) its how jade and rose got their bunnies 5) its why jack killed WV 6) Equius asked for belly rubs when roleplaying as nep on the meteor
@silver-tongues-blog ok so im not sure if this is the right page but she does decapitate two heads at once at least
objection: that is one single monster with two heads (due to the biclopse prototype) not two separate monsters
sinkingtime said:
@atalana No that was clearly John’s reaction and deduction. Or Rose’s, but i think she would have kept reading.
Not that it’s impossible for it to ALSO be a fic some prospitian wrote. Considering Dave’s text in the heraldry, Rose’s fanfic about Calliope and Caliborn’s chess match, etc.
atalana said:
@sinkingtime oh i’m aware, the first time we encounter it is mindfang’s journal. but also it’s homestuck, text repeats itself kinda by design? and that page also specifies “this is fanfic written about the white queen in first person”, which is something they could glean from the rest of the book?
sinkingtime said:
@atalana That excerpt has jogged my memory, so now i must share.
While it’s true that John, Rose or both found that text and assumed it was about the White Queen of Prospit, we had actually encountered it before (and/or after).
It’s Vriska’s ancestor, talking about Kanaya’s ancestor, and written either by her, by Vriska or by Aranea, I’m not sure which.
ssspace-cactusss said:
I FIGURED IT OUT. THE NEPETA ONE IS FALSE. SHE ACTUALLY DECAPITATED *ONE* MONSTER THAT HAD *TWO HEADS*. (Still just as badass though!!)
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sinkingtime said:
@atalana No that was clearly John’s reaction and deduction. Or Rose’s, but i think she would have kept reading.
Not that it’s impossible for it to ALSO be a fic some prospitian wrote. Considering Dave’s text in the heraldry, Rose’s fanfic about Calliope and Caliborn’s chess match, etc. atalana said: @sinkingtime oh i’m aware, the first time we encounter it is mindfang’s journal. but also it’s homestuck, text repeats itself kinda by design? and that page also specifies “this is fanfic written about the white queen in first person”, which is something they could glean from the rest of the book?
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