Anonymous
asked:
roxy at age 32: I'm getting lazer eye surgery. John: You??? Dont have eyes???
banishedquasiroyal
answered:

in homestuck once you turn 21 you lose the majority of your facial features and gain a single syllable moniker, such as MOM, DAD, AUNT, BRO, or THOT

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THOT Crocker

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WAIT SHIT
Aunt Crocker and Thot English