Silver Tongue
fullmetalfisting:
“My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth wedding.
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fullmetalfisting:

My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth wedding.

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