when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures
but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’
I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)
it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources
Wanna know a fun fact?
When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.
Horse girls win battles.
iirc, one of those women they hired to be an extra didn’t actually have a horse, so she went out and roped a wild one, tamed it on the way to the set, and got the part
Now i’m just imagining the battle of osgiliath having like more than half their troops being women in disguise and any number of them could have killed the witch king. And each one thought they were the only girl. So the witch king just waltzes into battle without knowing that a majority of the people hes fighting can be prophesied to kill him
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