pileofknives:

venacavo:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

  1. runwithguns reblogged this from snailfeet
  2. dichotomy7343 reblogged this from zenjestrr
  3. gurgling-crabs reblogged this from cannibaldear
  4. sasukeverse reblogged this from 8bitanus
  5. 8bitanus reblogged this from cannibaldear
  6. cannibaldear reblogged this from betwixtyiff
  7. andrcmacheofscythia reblogged this from lunakom-floukru
  8. wifeofthestrife reblogged this from somethingusefulfromflorida
  9. thedimension reblogged this from bea2me
  10. delilahrasputin reblogged this from bea2me
  11. bea2me reblogged this from lunakom-floukru
  12. lunakom-floukru reblogged this from coyo-tl
  13. here-i-come-2-ruin-everything reblogged this from somethingusefulfromflorida
  14. couldcarefewer reblogged this from somethingusefulfromflorida
  15. somethingusefulfromflorida reblogged this from aceteron64
  16. aceteron64 reblogged this from pulling-aggro
  17. flayedheart reblogged this from jerkuelyn
  18. itsmevickyb reblogged this from fen-ha-fuck-you
  19. eviefrve reblogged this from renegadefemshep
  20. whenimreallyathundacat reblogged this from norest4thaweary
  21. norest4thaweary reblogged this from karowl
  22. real-evil-genius reblogged this from unknownarmiestheories
  23. keentravelertidalwave reblogged this from dionysus-suggestions
  24. sarcasmandsass reblogged this from duchessofkeys