viostormcaller:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

thor being a billion years old and marvel not making him a music snob for the shits of it is the real tragedy here

thor at a fundraiser gala: God, my ears might just bleed. what kind of modernized cacophony tone deaf trash is this

tony: uh. mozart?

thor: if you knew quality you’d have a lyre playing street dweller of gizah doing the hurrian hymn no. 6 instead of this cheap farce >.(

tony: jesus christ thor

fuck it, extend this to thor interacting w/ any historical figure cause he was randomly stopping by midgard for some angst or another

tony: peter is doing a school project on da vinci. he’s this amazing painter btw

thor: even better in bed

tony: hfhsh What! holy shit!

I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE EMOJI I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE