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jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 
riothrrrley

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

patrickpotato

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

angryinternnoises

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls
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And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

wanderlustexperience

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
lieutenant-cool-egg

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

orochislayer

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

silver-tongues-blog

“This is my new oc. theyre [Characters] sibling but with a gun. I call them [characters name but with gun pun]”