Gnome: Excuse me bartender ,could i have a vodka martini?
Bartender: I dont know what that is
Gnome: Okay, can i have a peach schnapps
Bartender: meh *hands over an orange in a glass*
gnome: wha-what the hell
gnome :alright i am going to get the juice from this orange
DM: roll a d20
gnome: *rolls a natural 20*
DM:errrm alright. you leap into the air off of your stool clearing 3 foot and you contort your body as you fall and you fall fist first into the glass.as your fist connects the orange explodes into liquid and pulp.
DM: Everyone in the bar gives you a round of applause for your display
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