Gnome: Excuse me bartender ,could i have a vodka martini?

Bartender: I dont know what that is

Gnome: Okay, can i have a peach schnapps

Bartender: meh *hands over an orange in a glass* 

gnome: wha-what the hell

gnome :alright i am going to get the juice from this orange

DM: roll a d20

gnome: *rolls a natural 20*

DM:errrm alright. you leap into the air off of your stool clearing 3 foot and you contort your body as you fall and you fall fist first into the glass.as your fist connects the orange explodes into liquid and pulp.

DM: Everyone in the bar gives you a round of applause for your display