i wanna draw john egbert in all those tony hawk identity tweets SO bad
troll tsa agent checking his id: egbert huh? like the god? haha i wonder what he’s up to these days
john, who’s depressed and trying to feel any connection to humanity again by taking an airplane instead of doing a windy thing: this
holy shit thank you
Salamander TSA: I’m trying to figure out who you look like before i check your ID
John: okay
Salamander TSA: OH! that movie star and god, Jake english
Turtle TSA: That aint english
John: She’s right
Salamander TSA: OH! you look like that hammer god. (checks ID) Same name too! crazy!
John: Yeah, crazy