Silver Tongue

whetstonefires:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

best moment in TAZ: Balance was when Magnus finds a safe and cracks it open and then Taako points out that they can’t take the gold cause they are in the middle of a fucking bank.

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“robbing a bank while stopping a bank robbery” is the funniest fucking thing to me.

i can’t believe we’re talking about this without acknowledging that the dialogue above cuts in at the exact point where Travis, having failed every reasonable method of opening a safe, demands to roll a Constitution save against it,

and Griffin just gives the entire fuck up and goes ‘yeah okay whatever, you and the box both drink poison, roll Constitution.’

That’s the context for “and you survive but the box has died” adkfaksdaklsdjkl adsghjdei.

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