tf2 lore: sniper is actually from new zealand and not australia and the reason why is because australia is its own version of wakanda that has prospered due to a mineral called australium that gives people rippling muscles and mustaches and because neither of sniper’s parents have mustaches this means he’s from the lost underwater civilization of new zealand where people don’t have mustaches
tf2 lore: the red team is attacked every halloween by an evil wizard who hates soldier because he trashed his apartment when they were roommates and who has since replaced soldier as a roommate with tom jones who is later accidentally murdered by soldier because he mistook him for a home intruder
overwatch lore: the international task force known as overwatch was founded to defend people in the omnic crisis which was the rebellion of robots who didn’t want to toil in servitude to humans anymore which is a pointed “”“allegory””” for racism except there are multiple game modes where you’re supposed to kill hundreds of them for fun
tf2 lore: the evil wizard owes the yakuza $12,000 dollars
TF2 lore; blue spy is red scouts father after having a forbidden love with scouts mother. When scout is bleeding out, spy tells him this while disguised as tom jones to make his last moments happy
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