I AM LOSING IT RIGHT NOW.

BECAUSE THIS IS IT. 

THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR. 

THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE SEEN ALL FUCKING MONTH.

THE ROMANCE NOVEL COVER WITH DARTH FUCKING VADER JESUS CHRIST I’M FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW

AND I’M JUST SITTING HERE, DYING, BECAUSE OH MY GOD IF SHE ONLY KNEW THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT GUY

NOT THAT HE’S BURNED AND SCARRED OR WHATEVER

BUT THAT HE IS THE WHINIEST FUCKING SHIT LORD IN THE GALAXY, THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE CAT WHO WILL NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION AND YOU TO TELL HIM HE’S A GOOD BOY EVEN WHEN HE FUCKS UP ALL YOUR PLANS (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH)

EXPECTATION:  DARK FUCK PRINCE
REALITY:  ANAKIN FUCKING SKYWALKER