Give your human frends the gift of being a goblin by performing the ritual in the deepest part of the forest. Turn them green, feral & messy, with a good starting hoard of shinies, they’ll thank you later.

You will need:

• Swamp water
• Moss
• Thirteen frogs
• An extra shiny shiny
• Screems

Bathe the shiny is swamp water, rub with moss, let the frogs do their thing, screem on it and hide shiny in frend pocket.

They are goblim now

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