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jesuismurphy:

Imagine going to the Oracle at Delphi and it’s one of those days where her brain’s overshot the immediate future so all she’s doing is spouting no context memes.

Some Greek statesman: Great Oracle, will my city survive the attack from the Phoenicians?

Oracle, starring at the wall: They did surgery on a grape

Some poor fuck that’s traveled on foot for five days to get there: Might Oracle, how can I save my family from destitution?

Oracle, face down on the tile: To the left, take it back now y'all

This is quite possibly the funniest thing in existence

A seasoned warrior comes over to seek an advantage in war: Oracle of Delphi, tell me the truth in strength?!

Oracle passed out not moving her mouth, but its open: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues….

starving fisherman: Great oracle. The seas are barren! how may i find a way to provide for my family?
Oracle slamming her fists on the floor: SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!

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