raven-dreaming:

imonlymildlyinsane:

curlicuecal:

softdirks:

villains of homestuck

• sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog
• alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker
• omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head
• big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg
• alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women
• a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul
• guy fieri 
• some juggalos specifically the icp
• an alien capricorn clown who can never die

it makes me so mad that this is accurate

Wtf even is Homestuck?

We’re not quite sure either, tbh

I would like to point out that the 13 year old green skeleton with the mind of 4 chan trolls isn’t an alternate version of the big buff green skeleton, he’s the same guy just earlier on the timeline. Also the cue ball head and the Puppet vessel are also the same buff skeleton again at different points on his timeline