On the subject of kanaya and rose raising a vriska, can we get some of your headcanons about the PTA?

okay so HOT TAKE but i really do not register candy/meat routes as like, actual…canon i want to accept in my heart. it’s more like “oh, this is probable but i can’t register this as reality”, and also idk i’m not sure if vriska lalonde would be like That seeing as she’s yknow, free of the abuse and society that made vriska who she was.

 however. that being said. in a universe, perhaps, where rose and kanaya became parents, PTA meetings would go something like this:

• rose attends every meeting in silence. her suit is impeccably tailored and fits her like a glove, and she carries this goth af parasol and is like…just this dark entity in the background, chillin…eating way too many complimentary pastries….etc…but no one can kick her out bc she’s paying for all of the art programs (w/ like. ancient carapace deal money from when she was still a young god. yknow the drill)
• kanaya is. the opposite. she’ll come to maybe half the meetings but is always so incredibly jazzed. like you know when owen wilson says wow. because that’s kanaya at literally EVERYTHING said in the meeting. “the budget is going to be increased” “Wow!” also she eats all of the pastries too and generally spends most of the time kind of wandering and socializing outside of just sitting around and discussing like, parent teacher conference stuff
• both of them are horrible, terrible gossips. like it is really bad. there is so much that goes on. rumors that should’ve never left the grave emerge somehow, and it’s always their fault
• the rest of the PTA has no idea that they’re married because like, it just…doesn’t click? everyone thinks they’re just rival moms and then realizes, oh. Oh.
• (because kanaya steals the last danish and rose chides her before kissing her)