Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier
Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*
Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*
Horse:
Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy
Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH
Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am
Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to-
Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!
The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her
this is just the plot of lilo and stitch
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