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you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

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Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

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Look at this jock asshole

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Nevil really should have been the protagonist. Like imagine if nevil was the boy who lived? then harry would still be the jock asshole rival and malfoy would be the douche in the background and it would be more shocking what happens in the sixth book.