cherry-knight:

allofthemeadows:

teratocybernetics:

anaisnein:

napoleonchingon:

birdblogwhichisforbirds:

soilrockslove:

fierceawakening:

chiefpettythief:

draconym:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Made another generator, if you’d like to know how you die.

Murdered by your best friend tomorrow

“laid waste by a sheep in wolf’s clothing on the high seas” DAMMIT

as a natural result of dealing with your own double at the Globe Theater

does this thing know about my recent shakespeare kick or some shit ?

that’s just how EVERYONE dies, you have given me no information

This is great news! I have a bet from high school with M that robots won’t have taken over the world by 2048, and this means I won’t have to pay out!

… it could be worse

it took me a minute to realize the opening prompt of ‘forbidden knowledge’ wasn’t the generated doom

too fucking real

OP is coming for m, but don’t worry, they’re taking their time.