bean-wrld

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

s4d-k1tty

“well kid… Let me know” OMG LMFAO

chewyouuplikebubbleyum

“o lol i knocked over her tv trying to sweep”

tccgal

“I’m trying but I’m also trying not to get deleted.” I mean I guess it works

kingcounty-thotpatrol

“do you know what the SCP foundation is?”

truecrime-peach

“you are just, so amazing, I can’t believe it”

That’s something I would 100% unironically say while getting murdered 

devonericksins

“Who dis be?”

Lmao accurate tho

seriously-not-a-human

“ok”

Wow accepting the DEATH

erics-side-chick

On my way

ultranym

Someone put me up to driving an hour to pick something up

thecrimewave

want to see some more cursed material?

a-euphoric-apocalypse

“No”

Yeah that’ll teach em

the-shipping-machine

So basically I be telling them how excited I am to finally be able to sleep.

ego-ann-16

either “hghghgh” or “he paid the foundation so they wouldnt tell anyone” and both are appropriate for the situation

your-personal-marauder

“OwO?????”

yourethebestthingiveseen

“precisely”

trad3mistak3s

“Heck yea!”

phils-cereal-fetish

“bye”

camisadonuts

Now don’t you think that’s a bit too emo, pal?

0sad-gay-emo0

nasa-barz

thesinginggal

Alright thx

viostormcaller

“In terms of what?”

And I die never getting an answer from my killer

nofacednerd

“Just the usual stuff and Ramen”

Idk how this fits with me being murdered but sure

silver-tongues-blog

“can you wake me up in the morning? I"m gonna see detective pikachu matinee”