here’s the hottest fucking take i’ll ever make

auselessbird:

chefpyro:

aperture science = acme

Cave Johnson here. Now, the giant anvil project has fallen through. Literally. It fell through the floor and landed on the heads of the staff before falling even FURTHER and hitting a big red button that activated a thousand tons of TNT. Thankfully, it only destroyed the old wing of the building, meaning we will NOT have to pay for asbestos removal anymore!

that is scarily accurate to what cave johnsons speeches are like.

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