Other Zeldas: link… you’ve been chosen by the gods… depart on your fated quest with my blessing… I shall do all I can to aid you…….
Tetra: aight so we’re gonna shoot you at the enemy fortress with a catapult, go get em tiger
to be fair, hylia has never had a good idea
skyward sword: Im gonna launch a rock up into the sky and let it float for hundreds of years so that it can be dropped on the great evil. What? no why would i drop it myself?
OoT: Alright lets seal away the only one who can stop the apocalypse for 7 years. FUCK i just split the timeline by accident
WW: Lets shoot the hero out of a canon at the wall