kristenbellspenis:

dontbeanassbutt:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

transhumanist-viking:

heckshowerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

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K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

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Jesus Christ

I THOUGHT “THE COCONUT CRAB” WAS A FUCKING JOKE THAT COMMENTER MADE UP HOLY FUCK

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    Well damn, can’t have peanut butter either way, this is bullshit 😂
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    Crab that either makes you horny or gets you sick but at least it tastes like peanut butter
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