This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

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Bitch whet

I once had a customer ask for a drink and asked me to add extra vodka because she had a bad day. I had the bartender do it for free (because my brother was bartending) and I brought it back and asked her what was her bad day (because usually it’s like work sucked, just a long day, or they work at the hospital nearby) and her sister shook her head at me and the customer goes “our dad died today” and I just went “oh my god do you want some soup” because I’m an idiot

So my nana died and to cheer my mum up, my brother bought 2 bottles of wine, 2 cartons of juice, and a packet of party poppers because my nana would’ve found that funny. He got the the till and the guy behind him in the queue said “I’d love to go to the party you’re heading to!” And my brother said “You really don’t. It’s a wake.” The guy liked like he wanted to due there and then