I’m on my deathbed. My grandchildren come to see me one last time. They bring their new Nintendo console, which can fly and projects holograms. Smash just got new DLC. A hologram of Crash Bandicoot fights Sonic and Mario on my bed. I stammer out a “fucking awesome” before I pass away, peaceful and contented. Crash is the last thing I see.
I always assumed you were gonna cryogenically freeze yourself until it happens
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