A girl at my school got stabbed, but it turned out that she was made of slime, so she didn’t die. But slime is banned at my school, so my headmistress was furious and gave her detention for being made out of slime, rather than tell off the person who did the stabbing.
Yeah that’s public school
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silumgary said:
Banning slime when some kids are literally made of slime? That sounds a lot like systemic racism. 
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