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Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

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Mayor Of Hell, Inspired By Trump, Declares Heterosexuality Illegal Elijah Daniel was impeached shortly after the anti-straight people decree. HuffPost

AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????

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This is really funny oml

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The thrilling conclusion