I love Anathema’s first encounter with Crowley and Aziraphale from her perspective

since it’s just like, two men dressed like a failed rock star in leather and dorky bow-tied school teacher run her over, help her, bicker the whole time, play Queen’s ‘Bicycle’ song, and at the end one says “Get in, angel.” to the other

Anathema’s only interpretation is like “I got run over by an old married gay couple with pet names for each other and questionable camp taste in everything”