vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i was never seen again.

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

  1. wonderwomansbisexual reblogged this from musical-boner
  2. darquingdragon reblogged this from wolfsoulxiv
  3. creekdoggycat reblogged this from chompnoodle
  4. lissette101 reblogged this from dailyhangover
  5. superfamdreambig reblogged this from deadbiwrites
  6. fluffydemons reblogged this from phosphor-sphere
  7. ibukissme reblogged this from killjoy121710
  8. killjoy121710 reblogged this from alonelyrose-intimeandspace
  9. accio-a-will-to-live reblogged this from deadbiwrites
  10. con-flarnit reblogged this from amostpeculiarman
  11. mrsazarath reblogged this from sege-h
  12. sege-h reblogged this from thetauren
  13. amostpeculiarman reblogged this from deadbiwrites
  14. nikolardo reblogged this from missinterpretations
  15. ash-rik reblogged this from sterling-jay
  16. amphithunder reblogged this from onionwolf
  17. sweaters-and-rainy-days reblogged this from nomolosk
  18. m-theydie-red reblogged this from pancakedogsplat
  19. he-needs-more-whiskey reblogged this from sterling-jay