Silver Tongue

the-backspin-alchemist:

astralika:

thismugisoutofreason:

tinytheursaring:

ROTOMDEX AIN’T HAVING NONE OF YOUR SUPERSTITIOUS BULLSHIT 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

reblog if ur grateful for Absol

Counterargument I’m pretty sure Rotom tryin’ to call Absol, objectively one of the prettiest pokemon in the series, ugly? So he can zip off with that

“Appearance” meaning “hey look this Absol has appeared! It is here! Oh no! Disaster is on the way! Thank you for warning us, Absol! Time to panic about the pending awful disaster thing this nice Absol is warning is about!”

Not “appearance” like “Absol is very nice for warning us of disasters but unfortunately Absol is very ugly”

Like, come on.

Rotom knows better.

Alternate theory: rotom respects absols duty in the world but is overall jealous of how absol looks because absol looks fucking great

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