clanwarrior-tumbly:

weretiger19:

the-malevolent-platypus:

Scp foundation- SCP 4503

I think we should talk more about this particular SCP:

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“The infinite pasta pot

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Apparently, this thing can become a keter.

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This is litteraly a pasta pot that makes infinite pasta. *Italy intensifies*

But the hilarious part is the retrieval log:

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some farfalle cut him to death

If you are not Italian like me, this is how farfalle look like:

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I suppose they are pretty sharp and can kill someone, even if I never ever thought about this possibility.

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“IT’S SO MUCH GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING PASTA!”

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*screaming dramatically*IT’S FETTUCCINE!

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I can imagine that conversation between the agent and his nonna (aka, grandma): “Hey nonna…I was thinking…can fettuccine kill people?” “The fuck you just said?

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muffling with lasagna

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tell me the status of the fettuccine” is probably the best sentence I have ever heard during my entire Italian life.

Whoever wrote this scp, thank you.

I am not Italian, but this is hilarious.

I’ve never read SCPs above 4000 yet but I need to start doing that BC this is amazing 😂😂😂

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    march 14 (when i first read about it) is marked on my calendar as ‘4503 day’never forget the 4503 day
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