Scp foundation- SCP 4503

I think we should talk more about this particular SCP:

“The infinite pasta pot”

Apparently, this thing can become a keter.

This is litteraly a pasta pot that makes infinite pasta. *Italy intensifies*

But the hilarious part is the retrieval log:

“some farfalle cut him to death”

If you are not Italian like me, this is how farfalle look like:

I suppose they are pretty sharp and can kill someone, even if I never ever thought about this possibility.

“IT’S SO MUCH GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING PASTA!”

*screaming dramatically*IT’S FETTUCCINE!

I can imagine that conversation between the agent and his nonna (aka, grandma): “Hey nonna…I was thinking…can fettuccine kill people?” “The fuck you just said?”

“muffling with lasagna”

“tell me the status of the fettuccine” is probably the best sentence I have ever heard during my entire Italian life.

Whoever wrote this scp, thank you.