herbgerblin:

Barry, attempting to explain some of the twin’s weirder antics: If Taako’s within a 10 meter radius of a recess cup, he will try to eat it, so always have an epipen.

Kravitz, writing this down: Um, okay.

Barry: Cool. Cool. I think that’s just about everything….Oh! Uh, and don’t say the phrase “Bottomless Pit” around both of them, okay? When they’re separate it’s fine, but not when they’re together.

Kravitz: W-Why?

Barry: Just…don’t…

*** Later, during double date night at Fantasy Olive Garden***

Kravitz: Okay! This is driving me mad. Why the hell can’t I say ‘Bottomless Pit’?

Lup, banging her fists on the table: BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT

Taako, joining in turn: BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS–

Barry: Oh, geez. Now you’ve activated them!

Kravitz: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!